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Post by Tringa on Oct 6, 2018 18:30:17 GMT
Say no more. Dave
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Post by Tringa on Oct 14, 2018 9:41:09 GMT
I've just put my John Lennon memorabilia up for auction on Ebay. Imagine all the PayPal.
Dave
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Post by Tringa on Oct 14, 2018 9:42:10 GMT
Thought this one fitted well with a Wildlife forum - Dave
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Post by accipiter on Oct 14, 2018 11:34:24 GMT
Funny thing that has the very same thing happens when using a camera. Alan
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Post by Tringa on Oct 17, 2018 18:52:40 GMT
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Post by Tringa on Nov 4, 2018 9:41:49 GMT
My teacher said I would never be any good at poetry because I'm dyslexic.
I don't think he was right as I've just finished my first vase and plate and they look pretty good to me.
Dave
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Post by Tringa on Nov 4, 2018 9:47:06 GMT
Years ago we were told not to get into a car with a stranger. Then we were told not to meet anyone from the Internet alone.
Now we have UBER where you can order a car from the Internet that is driven by a stranger and you get into it alone.
Dave
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Post by accipiter on Nov 6, 2018 15:28:35 GMT
Lone ranger to Tonto, why have you got your ear to the ground Tonto, stagecoach coming Kemosabe, how amazing anything else, - yes driver smoking cigarette, shotgun companion, three passengers, man, women, and baby hmm, how come you know so much Tonto, stagecoach run over head Kemosabe!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 19, 2018 15:12:14 GMT
please delete
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Post by Tringa on Nov 21, 2018 16:48:12 GMT
I told my son he was going to marry the girl I choose.
He said, "NO"
I told him the girl is Bill Gates' daughter.
He said, "OK"
I rang Bill Gates and said, "I want my son to marry your daughter."
Bill said, "NO"
I told Bill my son is the CEO of the World Bank.
Bill said, "OK"
I rang the president of the World Bank and said, "Make my son your CEO."
The president of the World Bank said, "NO"
I told him, "My son is Bill Gates' son-in-law."
The president said, "OK"
and that is how politics works.
Dave
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Post by Tringa on Dec 7, 2018 16:51:42 GMT
A couple Dave
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Post by Tringa on Dec 26, 2018 20:09:07 GMT
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Post by Tringa on Dec 27, 2018 11:25:57 GMT
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Post by ianr on Dec 28, 2018 9:46:17 GMT
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Post by Tringa on Dec 28, 2018 14:23:56 GMT
A painter and a new young apprentice go to house where they are going to paint the outside woodwork.
The painter give the apprentice some sandpaper, a pot of paint and a brush and says, "I'm going to start on the back of the house, you go around to the front, give the porch a good rub down and then paint it."
About an hour later the painter shouts to the apprentice, "Have you finished the porch yet?" and the apprentice answers, "Yes, but you're wrong, its a Ferrari."
Dave
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