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Post by Tringa on Jun 21, 2018 20:57:40 GMT
I belong to a number of photography forums and while it does not happen a lot, it does happen.
Someone is approached by a company asking if they can use a photo the person has taken. When the photographer asks what the company would be willing to pay they are told, "We don't have a budget for this".
Dave
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Post by Tringa on Jun 29, 2018 22:32:01 GMT
This is an old one but I like it - Dave
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Post by Tringa on Jul 2, 2018 8:55:33 GMT
Have you been hit with a rhythm stick?
You may be entitled to personal Ian Dury compensation.
Dave
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Post by Tringa on Jul 3, 2018 13:57:01 GMT
In this hot weather please make sure you look after bees.........
ecause if they ecome extinct we will all e in terrile troule.
Dave
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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2018 15:42:41 GMT
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Post by Tringa on Jul 5, 2018 13:15:46 GMT
I've been watching this guinea pig for an hour now and it hasn't written anything. Dave
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Post by Tringa on Jul 8, 2018 18:57:11 GMT
Dave
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Post by ianr on Jul 12, 2018 7:08:15 GMT
Actually happened. The other day a lorry tripped over on the Lincoln bypass and spilt it load of sugar syrup the police said it created one hell of a traffic jam ian
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Post by Tringa on Jul 14, 2018 6:58:00 GMT
I hate that feeling after surgery when you're not sure if you're asleep or awake. Or if you operated on the right patient.
Dave
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Post by Tringa on Jul 19, 2018 7:59:33 GMT
I was in the local library yesterday and asked the lady behind the desk where I would find books on paranoia. She leant towards me and whispered, "They're behind you"
Dave
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Post by Tringa on Jul 21, 2018 13:18:34 GMT
My old Dad used to say, "Always leave them wanting more". He was a great bloke but a pretty poor anesthetist.
Dave
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Post by Tringa on Jul 28, 2018 12:33:54 GMT
Last week a new zoo opened near me so I went to see what it was like.
I was disappointed to see the only animal they had was a mainly white fluffy toy dog.
I wasn't impressed at all. I thought it was a Shih Tzu.
Dave
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Post by Tringa on Sept 5, 2018 8:03:34 GMT
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Post by Tringa on Sept 17, 2018 13:18:47 GMT
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Post by Tringa on Oct 6, 2018 18:29:10 GMT
Say no more. Dave
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