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Post by Tringa on Aug 28, 2016 9:11:47 GMT
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Post by accipiter on Aug 28, 2016 10:08:11 GMT
Ah yes humour is a very strange thing when one thinks about it as different humour affects people in different ways, now take this example in which my Scottish daughter in law cannot stop laughing, but Alan hmm. I know humour does not always transcends different nationalities and I will admit that mine is quite odd too, to which members have suffered over the years as well, perhaps it’s the way I tell em! Mind you it is probably a very good thing otherwise we would all go round laughing at the very same time, all of the time! Alan, it only hurts when I laugh
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Post by Tringa on Sept 10, 2016 19:03:31 GMT
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Post by ayjay on Sept 10, 2016 19:49:56 GMT
Don't upset your neighbour.
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Post by rowanberry on Sept 10, 2016 21:11:22 GMT
I had to think about the Easter Island/Stonehenge one for a second or two... duh-uh! Ayjay, I love the 'cat found'... "very aggressive (i think he is scared) ROFL !
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Post by Tringa on Sept 21, 2016 11:47:52 GMT
Dave
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Post by Tringa on Nov 14, 2017 9:29:06 GMT
I liked this one - Dave
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Post by ianr on Nov 14, 2017 10:35:10 GMT
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Post by Tringa on Nov 29, 2017 13:28:15 GMT
I've had it with Black Friday deals from Amazon! I ordered four Kindles and they've sent me a "Best of the two Ronnie's" DVD.
Dave
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Post by ianr on Nov 30, 2017 7:17:12 GMT
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Post by Tringa on Nov 30, 2017 11:06:58 GMT
Reptile ID tip -
You can easily distinguish an alligator from a crocodile by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while.
Dave
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Post by rowanberry on Nov 30, 2017 19:02:01 GMT
Reptile ID tip - You can easily distinguish an alligator from a crocodile by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while. Dave "Groan!" Here's one I got in my emails today... During his physical, the doctor asked the patient about his daily activity level. He described a typical day this way: “Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, drank eight beers, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush, jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake, marched up and down several rocky hills, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand and took four leaks behind big trees.” Inspired by the story, the doctor said,“You must be one heck of an outdoorsman!” ”NAH,” he replied, “I'm just a lousy golfer.”
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Post by Tringa on Nov 30, 2017 19:19:25 GMT
Hehe.
My granddad caught a terrible cough and cold this time last year, so my grandma insisted we smothered his back with goose-grease... Unfortunately he went downhill very quickly after that.
Dave
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Post by Tringa on Dec 2, 2017 14:17:11 GMT
I put my phone under my pillow last night. When I woke up, it was gone, and there was a pound coin in its place. Bloody Bluetooth fairy!
Dave
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Post by Tringa on Dec 3, 2017 16:26:16 GMT
I came downstairs this morning to find a note on the fridge from my wife.
It said, "I can't live like this anymore. I'm leaving you - It is clearly not working!"
I've no idea what's she's on about. The milk is still cold and the light comes on when you open the door.
Dave
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