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Post by accipiter on Oct 4, 2019 15:52:37 GMT
Dear reader, a thousand apologies for my unexpected leave of absence but I’ve been approached from behind and gone into a kind of metamorphosis. Consequently I’m a shadow of my former self. The culprit being two Tesco jam doughnuts and half a large bar of chocolate false fed by her inside who must be obeyed, the villain of the peace resulting in Gastritis, no not gastroenteritis , but the former, and so if anyone has got any witty comments now is the time or forever hold your peace. But perhaps I should explain the melody further, I’ve been unable to sleep for the last three nights because of the horrendous stomach pains for which there no remedy other than to wait until the Omeprazole takes effect, for which the side affects you don’t need to know; beside I’m only on the second day of the said item so there’s plenty of time to turn into the fly yet me thinks. I rest my case M’lud. I’ll be back!
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Post by Tringa on Oct 5, 2019 7:51:00 GMT
Does not sound fun at all, Alan.
Get well soon.
Dave
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Post by rowanberry on Oct 5, 2019 8:33:25 GMT
Good heavens Alan- that's quite a reaction. Were the doughnuts off, do you think??
Hope you're feeling better soon!
Here's an owl meme to cheer you up...
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Post by accipiter on Oct 7, 2019 7:55:02 GMT
Just a few lines to say I’m still what I would describe as in a delicate state, even though the worst of my stomach pain as gone. I’ve now taken seven capsules leaving three weeks supple left, the course must be completed they tell me so I just hope no nasty side effects appear on the scene. However, I’ve still not had a pain free night in bed which is very draining to say the least, however, some of my usual humour as beginning to come back, for instance I took a late night bath last night and promptly walked into the wardrobe in the dark since I didn’t want to wake my wife. Whatever’s that noise she said oh don’t worry dear I’ve just been stunned by your beauty which caused howls of laughter on her part; however, I’m now nursing a large lump the size of a goose egg on my forehead.
In regard to the jam doughnuts, they weren’t passed their sale by date, so I suspect poor ingredients or bad hygiene during preparation was the cause since they were sadly lacking in quality and not at all like the ones purchased from the high-street bakery. I also think half a large bar of chocolate didn’t help either, however these capsules cause chronic nausea, in consequence I’m unable to take an interest in anything at the moment and feel too weak to even step outside. However, I’ll do my best to be back on the scene as soon as possible, in the meantime I need to return to bed.
Oh thanks for the owl photo Rowanberry, much appreciated. All the best playmates
Alan
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Post by NellyDee on Oct 9, 2019 7:45:32 GMT
I feel for you Alan. Actually I have to take Omeprazole every day and have done for the past 3 years due to having ulcerate stomach and intestine. It is apparently saving my innards and if nothing else releaves a lot of the pain. Stick with them and you will be fine. A wee tip you will feel a lot better if you eat as an empty stomache makes you feel worse. Nice bland food that coats the stomach:)
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