Post by accipiter on Oct 13, 2018 11:59:26 GMT
Since the cost of living has spiralled in which chocolate crème cake, jam doughnuts, and all things sweetie has increased; plus the fact daughter in law number three has seen fit to present another addition to the family in the form of a Bonnie bouncing boy Alan requires any spare twenty and fifty pound notes, any old gold or anything else of value you may have laying around the house. In consequence we have already opened a savings account for the little darling in which this now makes number four between three daughter in laws, in which number three has graciously given him a Nordic name meaning gentle friend in honour of Alan’s Scandinavian ancestry. Consequently in this instance he will also need to partake of Edinburgh rock, chocolate crème cake, jam doughnuts, and all things sweetie at some point in time, including a wife which also comes under the heading of all things sweetie. So what with Christmas coming on and all could you please send all your generous items to the following address which will be gratefully received and added to Alan’s beneficial fund.
Cuckoo Farm, Corvus Corax, the Corby messenger evermore, c/o lucky no 7 Filthy rich house, Gold nugget drive, Utopia...
Note
Evermore, a reference to Edgar Allan Poe poem the raven best told by Christopher Lee...
The Corby messenger an unreliable emissary who fails to return or does so too late...
However, as I have left you all in a state of mild amusement you may want to consider the next useless bizarre baffling statement...
First note your year of birth then add your present age and it will always be the same as the present year e.g. 1971 year of birth add your present age being forty seven will always equal the present year e.g. twenty eighteen.
Alan, still wandering highly elated
